Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 26, 2019

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    … mine’s SPAM…

    …Tuna Casserole, wasn’t he on Who’s The Boss?…

    …or was it Barney Miller?…

    …they called him Fish…

    …Aquaman’s girlfriend something something something…

    …if it rains at Indy today, I’ll feel like a tunafish…

    … but you can’t tune a piano…

    … the art is very different, what medium do you suppose it is?…

    …the tsunami at Fukushima radiated the migration route of the tuna that swam near it…

    … high levels of radiation were found in the tuna off the California coast…

    …on a totally different note…

    … new Kellogg Muchie cereal has no grain. It’s all preservatives! And now gluten free…

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 5 years ago

    Dolphins flipping in the fin,SORRY CHARLIE

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    Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    She may have us on a technicality.

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    WaitingMan  almost 5 years ago

    Or, you can splurge. Add some beef gravy to the tuna casserole. A nice surf ’n turf for a spirit animal.

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    Ray*C  almost 5 years ago

    Done properly, it beats the heck out of tuna salad, and is far more spiritual. Warm….yum. Pasta…YUM. Heavenly.

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    coltish1  almost 5 years ago

    Because he’s all mixed up and comes across as kind of fishy.

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 5 years ago

    Cannabis plants tend to follow me around.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Betcha can’t guess mine.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  almost 5 years ago

    Breath. Spirit. Same thing.

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    INGSOC   almost 5 years ago

    the side dish is to the right of your tuna casserole, as your prey

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   almost 5 years ago

    Mix with ranch instead of mayo.

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 5 years ago

    Here’s a malaprop that just popped into my head:

    David Crosby (with the Byrds, during a late night appearance) to Joey Bishop … “We tuna because we care.” ….

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    willie_mctell  almost 5 years ago

    Explains a lot.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 5 years ago

    Have you noticed the new improved spray bottle, cleaners are coming in? It claims….Smart Tube® Technology….Spray Every Drop!®….Cleans the mess up more efficient.

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    You’re not supposed to tell us the name of your Spirit Animal! Now the tuna casserole will take umbrage and become disaffected, leading you astray deliberately! This is worse than revealing what you wished for as you blew out the candle on your birthday cake. Woe!

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