Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for May 27, 2019

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    Yakety Sax  almost 5 years ago

    Wet finger nail polish.

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    Charliegirl Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    As soon as her bat wings are big enough, you will. She keeps checking.

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    alasko  almost 5 years ago

    Chicken wing arms?

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Either she is drying her fingernail polish or she accidentally used Super Glue instead of her underarm deodorant.

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    Tyge Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    What price beauty!?!? ;o)

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    colddonkey  almost 5 years ago

    Oooh I thought she was checking for “Bingo Arms.”

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  almost 5 years ago

    Right. Like she’s a cartoon or something.

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    imbaldeagle  almost 5 years ago

    Warm up exercises?

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    Meledosia  almost 5 years ago

    Hot Flash

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    nosirrom  almost 5 years ago

    If she held her hands up and waved like the Queen she’d look a lot more dignified.

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    david_42  almost 5 years ago

    And your little dog, too!

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    Tyge Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Switch to dry deodorant?

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    b95954297b48a54fcff8fddbcdef6b2f  almost 5 years ago

    Checking for flabby arm skin.

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    boydwwadams  almost 5 years ago

    Working out those biceps..

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    Bill D. Kat Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Yet another A&J that I had to read the comments to understand it…. and still don’t

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    360guy Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    In front of a mirror, I’d go with the flabby-arm interpretation. Many scholars disagree.

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    Doin’ the funky chicken?

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    Rokittman  almost 5 years ago

    Wouldn’t she need her broom for that?

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  almost 5 years ago

    She hears him before he gets too close and lands first.

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    tinner2000  almost 5 years ago

    Depending on what he’s talking about, that’s probably NOT the best thing to say to your wife!

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    SpacedInvader Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    My wife understood this as soon as she saw it. My grandson gives her a hard time about the loose skin under her arms where muscles used to be.

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    cabalonrye  almost 5 years ago

    She isn’t checking if she has flabby arms, she is checking if her bat wings are growing yet. So there.

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    dwane.scoty1  almost 5 years ago

    “Arlo, do these chicken wings make my butt look big?”

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    Prescott_Philosopher   over 1 year ago

    I believe that is how Merry Poppkins got started.

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