can’t you get heavy metal poisoning from eating/drinking gold? There was an episode of House where a woman was trying to kill her husband with gold but I was never sure if it actually worked that way (I imagine the amount of gold you’d need to consume to actually get poisoned from it would be VERY expensive…)
What is the sense of the Uranus claim? There are a number of planets and “dwarf” planets, all planets have a different distance from the Sun (otherwise they would collide), and neither Earth nor Uranus are closest to or farthest from the Sun. Or should the number “20” impress us? (BTW, Pluto is almost 40 times further, and Sedna is even 500 times further from the sun than Earth is.)
Templo S.U.D. almost 5 years ago
Karat juice… good one. (Drinking gold powder, on the other hand… that gives me a loss of words.)
x_Tech almost 5 years ago
Are you saying the sun don’t shine on Uranus?
x_Tech almost 5 years ago
These days some people reduce the size of their wallets by drinking Goldschläger.
potrerokid almost 5 years ago
I have NEVER seen you be at a loss for words…..EVER!!!!! Especially questions!!
Gent almost 5 years ago
Well, isn’t that obvious? It’s always covered beneath all the clothes, so no wonder it doesn’t see as much sunlight as …. Oh, you meant Uranus.
Gent almost 5 years ago
Did the robbers steal their karat stools too?
coomback almost 5 years ago
https://www.oldtowntequila.com/el-cartel-tequila-silver-with-gold-flakes/
SpaceBuckaroo almost 5 years ago
Middle Age sewers have gold.
Breadboard almost 5 years ago
So that’s where Goldschlager came from :-)
Space_cat almost 5 years ago
Far away Uranus may be, but when gas escapes we all suffer!
jasonsnakelover almost 5 years ago
That means they get to go through their teens twice.
That’s an expensive way to cure muscle pain.
I thought my butt was much closer than that since it’s connected.
Rocketman almost 5 years ago
That is NOT a rockfish.
J Short almost 5 years ago
Bed panning for gold.
mclukk almost 5 years ago
Greenland sharks live more than 400 years.
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 5 years ago
That planet’s name, in English, can’t be said now without the subject of the south end of the alimentary canal being referred to.
jvn almost 5 years ago
What, no “Uranus” jokes?
Greg Y almost 5 years ago
Aha, so this is what they mean when they say to stick it where the sun don’t shine! Uranus is so far away!
JaneCl almost 5 years ago
They gave my cousin gold shots for his RA.
Teto85 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Neptune and Pluto are farther away. And Planet 9 even farther away than that.
russef almost 5 years ago
Uranus is 20 times further from the sun than earth is?? I BEG YOUR PARDON!!
PatsyL.Paul almost 5 years ago
Doctors used to give gold injections to arthritis sufferers. They also used bee sting therapy.
The Pro from Dover almost 5 years ago
Uranus is FART her away! Giggle. Good thing.
yangeldf almost 5 years ago
can’t you get heavy metal poisoning from eating/drinking gold? There was an episode of House where a woman was trying to kill her husband with gold but I was never sure if it actually worked that way (I imagine the amount of gold you’d need to consume to actually get poisoned from it would be VERY expensive…)
Spock almost 5 years ago
What is the sense of the Uranus claim? There are a number of planets and “dwarf” planets, all planets have a different distance from the Sun (otherwise they would collide), and neither Earth nor Uranus are closest to or farthest from the Sun. Or should the number “20” impress us? (BTW, Pluto is almost 40 times further, and Sedna is even 500 times further from the sun than Earth is.)
namelocdet almost 5 years ago
Let the “Uranus” jokes begin!
todyoung almost 5 years ago
Then as now: $28.99 Goldwasser 22 Karat 750ML , except where prohibited…
gopher gofer almost 5 years ago
⇧ templo
“at a loss of words”
says the guy who suffers from diarrhea of the mouth…
craigwestlake almost 5 years ago
I know mine certainly seems that far away…