I’m not sure what’s more shocking: that Zonker didn’t know he couldn’t retire until 65, or how much money he thinks he’s going to get from Social Security.
Now the sudden drive on Zonker’s part to become a number in “the system” makes a little more sense. Can’t collect disability or workmen’s compensation unless you’re paying into those systems. Course, it takes longer than a couple of weeks to become eligible, but Z would clearly not know that.
The Z Man has passed that road marker, he must be 69 or 70; raking in the green by selling the green these days. Who needs a pension with a gig like that?
BE THIS GUY almost 5 years ago
I’m not sure what’s more shocking: that Zonker didn’t know he couldn’t retire until 65, or how much money he thinks he’s going to get from Social Security.
Enter.Name.Here almost 5 years ago
It’s a RETIREMENT community, not a vacation community. You have to do the work first.
Watcher almost 5 years ago
You are going to have to get a better job if you want to retire early Zonker.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Now the sudden drive on Zonker’s part to become a number in “the system” makes a little more sense. Can’t collect disability or workmen’s compensation unless you’re paying into those systems. Course, it takes longer than a couple of weeks to become eligible, but Z would clearly not know that.
DangerBunny almost 5 years ago
The Z Man has passed that road marker, he must be 69 or 70; raking in the green by selling the green these days. Who needs a pension with a gig like that?
Troglodyte almost 5 years ago
What you smokin’, Zonk?
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Work is to much trouble. Retire first, then find a real job.
TerryBardy almost 5 years ago
Poor Zonker…unless you’re loaded, you can’t retire. Sorry!
carlzr almost 5 years ago
Zonker is ahead of his time. Today he could travel to Seattle. Its been renamed “Free-attle” because of all the free stuff homeless people get there.
Jelliqal almost 5 years ago
If he wants minimal Soc Sec that can be 62 – full anywhere from 65-67 depending on B-Day – and max credit not til 70.
MichaelMcGinnis1 almost 5 years ago
67 for full Social Security and it won’t be enough to live on.
comicsboi Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“I wonder what Pension DB is speaking of?”
The one mentioned in yesterday’s strip.