Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 16, 2019

Clean up after death occurs in the fest foom.

School superintendent arrested for repeatedly defecating on another school’s property

https://abcnews.go.com/US/school-superintendent-arrested-repeatedly-defecating-schools-property/story?id=54924865

Young girl falls into toilet and is then spotted in wonderland. Thought go out to a rabbit hole beginnings….

Scatman is the little known arch-villain to the equally little known TPman. His motto is that he always delivers “the straight poop.”

Critics always say that his writing stinks. But dogs understand it very well…

I remember a couple of kids in middle school who repeatedly (but never got caught) smeared the boy’s bathroom with feces. I think the school sort of knew their identities, but they never could prove it. We didn’t have Schutzstaffel on duty then.

… we here at the Froglandia Medical Research Center have found that if you tell libtard rich people that smearing feces on your face is better for your complexion than expensive facial treatments that they will willingly pay you exorbitant amounts to sell yours to them…

…tell them that certain segments of the Froglandia Antarctic team drink their own urine like wine with dinner, and they will pay amazing amounts to cheer on their treatments…

…throw in a MAGA hat and the rolling coal crowd will also pay good money, too…

… but I do have good news…

… I saved a bunch of money with Geico …

Fat Freddy’s Cat was named Fat Freddy Scat.

Do you read Frog Applause? Yes, I’m a scatologist.

Let’s face it (ahem…) This is a very good way to prevent unwanted social interactions. Unfortunately, it also prevents wanted social interactions. For the latter, icecreamolia is recommended.

For the record: I learn much more from Frog Applause than any other source. But I’m wondering, if it’s surprisingly common among children and adults, for whom is it not surprisingly common? I once had a dog who liked to eat cat stogies, but cat stogies don’t smear well. They do make for some really nasty doggy breath though. Maybe I should stop here…TMI not generally being welcome…

In the town where I grew up there was a beloved Greek saloonkeeper. He had various prejudices (think anti-Italian), and we used them to play tricks on him. When he got mad he’d cuss in Greek and eventually call you, “sca tah.” (PH)

Good times.

…And the sign said, "The words of the prophets

Are smeared on the social walls…"

What can brown do for you?

I always wondered what Teresa thought of my comments…

I bet it’s the fault of the opioid makers and the opioid snatchers-away.

Wasn’t it Gerald Ford who said, “The whole smear is one ball of wax”?

So that would pretty much be everybody.

Someone blew out an O-ring!

I feel stupid, I feel useless, I feel insane

I feel toothless, man you’re ruthless, oh…yeah

I go to Loving Hut, i get my hair cut, i feel the same

I feel putrid, i’m getting used to it, these days

You said, “It’s only in your head they’re probably thinking the same thing.”

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EVERYBODY HERE HATES YOU, Courtney Barnett

Sister T … IS the Grand Poo-bah …!

just when you thought it was safe enough to wipe

Constapainted..

This is some kind of smear against children and adults! But I suppose it’s as common as shit.

A new meaning for the phrase ’brown out"….

When did FA turn scatological in its humor? And is Browning not what it used to be? Is it working Blue?

Browning and searing the meat are simular.

I must confess to having had to Google ‘that word’ and serendipitously it came up with that same quote from Karen Wang. Is that writing on the wall?

isn’t that what got Assange kicked out of the Ecuadorian embassy?