In Security by Bea R. for May 09, 2019

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    AnyFace  almost 5 years ago

    Hopefully Sam has hooked her bike up to the electrical grid.

    Be a pity for all of that kinetic energy to go to waste. ✨❤️✨
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    Queen Wolfen  almost 5 years ago

    Clearly he needs to [REDACTED] harder. -nods-

    …Seriously though, this comic is really pushing that PG rating. Not that I’m complaining, mind you.

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    TheDOCTOR  almost 5 years ago

    Yup. Its ALWAYS the Mans fault. Best to wake up in the morning Gentlemen turn to your wife and apologize for what you may—-No, WILL do today.

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    electricshadow Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    What is she going to do next, yell that at his crotch with a megaphone?

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    NewPatriot778  almost 5 years ago

    All week Sedine had the radiance of a pregnant woman, now she wants it back.

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    NewPatriot778  almost 5 years ago

    Feel lucky he can try at all, he works nights you know! XD

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    NewPatriot778  almost 5 years ago

    Cereal says “Diet O’s”, didn’t know “O’s” could be fattening, but why is Sam eating them? In this diet together maybe, so I guess Sam’s next on the cycle, or he could take Sedine up on her offer in the last panel, either way they’ll be burning a lot of calories. ;)

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    mjb515  almost 5 years ago

    You are just supposed to be a love machine, Sam.

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    jrankin1959  almost 5 years ago

    Sam: “You want that? Well, why didn’t you say so?” (Of course, after the epic fails of the perfume that smells like doughnuts, and the “cake bit,” she may have a point…)

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    Neo Stryder  almost 5 years ago

    Yakko: (kiss) Good night everyone.

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    Tue Elung-Jensen  almost 5 years ago

    Yes, Sam. You need to put more into working that hard stuff.

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    Willywise52 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    It takes two to tango,girl.

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    LINK_O_NEAL  almost 5 years ago

    Hopefully Sedine knows the Heimlich maneuver.

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    LINK_O_NEAL  almost 5 years ago

    Going to have to sallow that last bite twice.

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    CYGNUS X1  almost 5 years ago

    The pool of sweat on the floor under the bike is priceless.

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    Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe  almost 5 years ago

    My ex dumped me ‘cause I couldn’t get up her knocked up. Hubby #2 (now ex #2) didn’t have better luck either. The guy in between did. But we tried, lord did we try.

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Again, Sedine is young (under 25), tiny, and seems to jump from street to stress. Her cycle is more than likely not in any sort of regular pattern. Get some exercise, eat right and calm down. And have a predictable cycle.

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    Mr. Impatient  almost 5 years ago

    Maybe if Sedine rubbed jelly all over her body Sam would take her up on her offer.

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    jvn  almost 5 years ago

    Yeah, Sam, try harder!

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    Phatts  almost 5 years ago

    You know what? Judging from the lingerie-potato-chip episode, and the naked-under-the-apron episode, I’d have to say Sedine is probably right. It IS Sam’s fault, he’s not trying hard enough. Or often enough.

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    YatInExile  almost 5 years ago

    Looks like Sedine’s gonna have to lay off the Funky Podunkis for a while.

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    billdi Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    a hard man is good to find…

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    TwilightFaze  almost 5 years ago

    My god, that last panel literally had me do a spit-take in laughter! I thought that only happens on TV, but clearly not. God, I love this series!

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    fgerbil46  almost 5 years ago

    Love the kitchen decor!

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I know I would be trying extremely hard with Sedine.

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    Dragoncat  almost 5 years ago

    Be careful, Sam… While she’s losing weight, she’s also building muscle.

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    Goat  almost 5 years ago

    How did Sedine loose weight so quickly? Cartoon physics?

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    Goat  almost 5 years ago

    Also if Sedine was really gaining weight, shouldn’t the body proportions of her unusually skinny legs have matched to rest of her body?

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    hk Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    You know this particular panel is really funny after about 6 beers. We went to a charity ball tonight, spent too much on a silent auction, good food and drank too much local crafted beer (you have to try them all, right?) Well, got home, I opened up to see new comments and looked at the comic again. I started laughing and well, thank God for Saran Wrap on the key board:-D Damn, I love this comic!

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    hk Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Oh, by the way, smoked trout on those little bread pieces with Jalapenos, tomatoes, cheese and slices of Avocado are out of this world good!

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    Robert Nowall Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Did I get censored? I didn’t think it was any filthier than anything that was already there.

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    gnmnrbl  almost 5 years ago

    Well sedine, if you feel sam didn’t try hard enough, instead of riding the exercise bike maybe you should be riding him. wink(just a thought)

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    Statick  almost 5 years ago

    Sam, how can you NOT get that beauty pregnant? Jeez, man…

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