Give it a rest guys; all-ya’ll know some of you are born mechanically inclined and don’t think instructions are suggestions, cuz the quicker it’s assembled, the quicker it can be used…or the quicker you can move on to what you really want to be doing.
Our local robins have been attempting to build nests in the weirdest places and making a real hash job. I’ve been cleaning up after them for a couple of weeks now. The mess always manages to end up on the driveway or in front of my exterior doors. Daft birds. :P
rush.diana about 5 years ago
Well you can always ask a certain coyote for advice on the ACME product line.
He’s had decades of experience with much of their “fine” merchandise :)
blunebottle about 5 years ago
I’m a guy. I read the instructions.
amethyst52 Premium Member about 5 years ago
Don’t worry, mama bird knows how to do it.
AlanM about 5 years ago
Should have ordered pre-built.
Stevefk about 5 years ago
Could have been worse and ordered from IKEA!
babbie Premium Member about 5 years ago
I seem to assume that the instructions are for those too stupid to figure it out. If you are missing pieces, I have some left over.
clayusmcret Premium Member about 5 years ago
Why try to read the instructions? Even the parts written in English don’t make sense.
LadyPeterW about 5 years ago
Give it a rest guys; all-ya’ll know some of you are born mechanically inclined and don’t think instructions are suggestions, cuz the quicker it’s assembled, the quicker it can be used…or the quicker you can move on to what you really want to be doing.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 5 years ago
You’ve gotta take it to the nest level.
Plods with ...™ about 5 years ago
readme file?
We don’t need no stinkin’ readme file!
Mayor Snorkum about 5 years ago
If it’s from IKEA, the instructions are all pictorial rather than verbal, and (so I hear) just as confusing and misleading.
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
What are “instructions?”
the lost wizard about 5 years ago
Hmmm. Currently empty nesters.
VincentGoudreault about 5 years ago
I’m an engineer, I WRITE the instructions.
donut reply about 5 years ago
I read and follow the instructions, and it pisses my wife off I didn’t do it HER way.
M2MM about 5 years ago
Our local robins have been attempting to build nests in the weirdest places and making a real hash job. I’ve been cleaning up after them for a couple of weeks now. The mess always manages to end up on the driveway or in front of my exterior doors. Daft birds. :P