Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 12, 2019

What a fruitcake …!

I like figs and pomegranates.

A partial snapshot…

I’d argue that everything should be on the counter.

It’s the pits.

“Does this geometry instrument make my ass look fat?”

Grow a pear!

You put the hesperidium in the arecaceae and drink it all up.

Am I missing something?

plum out of luck

I’ve heard of hammer toes, but…

Edward Scissorfoot?

Ever eaten a unicycle? Many parts are edible.

And hence the consequences of running with scissors.

Drupe, Drupe, Drupe of Earl

As I walk through this world

Nothing can stop the Drupe of Earl

“invidious” … heh.

hang on you move to fast you got to make the morning last just kicking down the cobblestone looking for fun and feeling groovy…

I like blueberries. Your argument is invalid.

I see something else that droops.

I’ll go with the cucurbits today.

Typical male, always bringing attention to the size of his stones, angling for the top of Mt. Look at Me! Seeds of humility are much harder to sow, but the fruit is much sweeter.

Why, pray tell, need there be a counter-argument? Everything seems perfectly transparent.

Are we not all full of produce? What is The Law?

I think you’re off plumb, Bob.