Herman by Jim Unger for May 26, 2019

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    oldpine52  almost 5 years ago

    Why do I think that they’re out of carrots and peas?

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  almost 5 years ago

    Just tell me what I want, what I really, really want…

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  almost 5 years ago

    “SURPRISE ME.”

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    I HATE when that happens….it’s easier to tell me what you DO have!

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    stairsteppublishing  almost 5 years ago

    How can you run out of any form of potato?When asked if I wanted French fries, I told the waitress “I am allergic to potato” and she asked if I wanted a baked potato. As if baked is a different vegetable than French. I repeated my comment followed by no thanks, no side.

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    PoodleGroomer  almost 5 years ago

    We went to a steak house that was having financial problems. It took 5 tries to find a steak they had in stock. It became the cheese shop routine with the manager and me.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger, Pepsi, Pepsi, Pepsi, chips no fries!

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    paranormal  almost 5 years ago

    Is there any use in running the pastry cart by?

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    DrDon1  almost 5 years ago

    Poor management in so many ways…

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    paullp Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I think I had this waitress recently. I ordered, “Coffee, no cream,” and she said, “We’re out of cream, but I can serve it to you without milk.” (very old joke)

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