Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for April 12, 2019

That’s okay. With smartphones, you wouldn’t even know if somebody’s in your personal space or a mile away.

What’s that in her hands?

Take that book. Raise it above your head. Bring it down on your head real, real, head HARD.

Smash the annoying Pest.

Just smelling your hair. ;-)

For the first 2 frames I really thought that was gonna turn out to be Dallas in drag for some unknown reason

What happened to the cage with the flashing light that Opus wore when Steve Dallas hijacked Oliver’s time machine?

I can’t tell – who is speaking here? Opus? Or the poor woman he has inflicted himself on.

And it may be dangerous to annoy someone with such sharp heels on their boots – because “these boots were made for walking”.

Penguin-Powered Hair Dryers!!! Who knew?!

The bad part? Your hair smells like smelt for WEEKS! ;)

I thought it would smelt that way.

When I tried this at Starbucks, they asked me to leave.

Freakin’ pervert! I hope the subway cops wrestle him to the ground, cuff him (can you cuff penguin wings?), and drag him off to the Greybar Hotel….