Like the figurehead on the Bad Ship Pop-’em-up, flagship of the dreaded Pirates of Froglandia (long gone, if in fact they ever really existed), she seems sweet and rosy; but when they unfurl, up goes the Jolly Roger, and Good Men quake in their boots and lose their sea legs!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Sixteen frogs on a dead man’s chest! (They nibble, you know, at nose and ears; it is a sight terrible to behold. Many a stout lad has tossed his cookies.)
—Based on extracts from The Annals of the Lame and Caribbean, edition of 1796, found in the Froglandian National Library, though with some of its pages ripped out….
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 5 years ago
Open Sesame
from “Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves”
in One Thousand and One Nights
this phrase will open the caves entrance
and expose the treasure forty thieves have hidden.
Howard'sMyHero about 5 years ago
She’s an Italian named Mona … Mona Releasami, the real green eyed lady ….
Superfrog about 5 years ago
This could leave you unfurlfilled.
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 5 years ago
Reminds me of an Evanescence song!
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member about 5 years ago
Hey sweetie, We like the cut of your jib!
We’ll show you the ropes
We’ll unfurl you on the spanker,
When there’s a good blow!
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 5 years ago
That could be… dangerous…
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member about 5 years ago
Engelbert Humperdinck, call your office.
(this is a terribly inapt analogy but one should never pass up an opportunity to say, “Engelbert Humperdinck”)
coltish1 about 5 years ago
What makes the flag on the mast to wave? Courage!
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 5 years ago
You can just move across state lines to an unpoled state.
6turtle9 about 5 years ago
Take a deep breath…
Arianne about 5 years ago
What’s your name?
Who’s your daddy?
Beware is he rich like me?
Arianne about 5 years ago
Such a beautiful face. Like a dewey rosebud about to bloom. The image of serenity.
But then… still waters…
No one knows what it’s like, behind green eyes.
Arianne about 5 years ago
Is she one of the Sisters of Perpetual Lameness?
Arianne about 5 years ago
Don’t tell me not to live, just sit and putter.
~Funny Furl
Arianne about 5 years ago
Go ahead, sister. Unfurl.
Applaud your inner frog.
.
And, at the end, remember the words of the divine Édith:
Je me fous du passé.
Sisyphos about 5 years ago
Like the figurehead on the Bad Ship Pop-’em-up, flagship of the dreaded Pirates of Froglandia (long gone, if in fact they ever really existed), she seems sweet and rosy; but when they unfurl, up goes the Jolly Roger, and Good Men quake in their boots and lose their sea legs!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Sixteen frogs on a dead man’s chest! (They nibble, you know, at nose and ears; it is a sight terrible to behold. Many a stout lad has tossed his cookies.)
—Based on extracts from The Annals of the Lame and Caribbean, edition of 1796, found in the Froglandian National Library, though with some of its pages ripped out….
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr about 5 years ago
Your jib line just needs to be pulled before you can sail.
https://frogapplauseappreciationsociety.tumblr.com/archive
David OBrien about 5 years ago
I am, indeed, graced by the face.