Monty by Jim Meddick for April 12, 2019

It was from haggendaas.com

Wow where’s this place that delivers burning hot pizza instead of slightly warm (at best!) ?!?

That’s the nice thing about Internet advice. If you want to do something, you can find a site to tell you that you should do it.

Such a classy guy, our Moondog! LOL

Molten mozzarella generally burns the roof of your mouth, not your tongue.

Or as my nurse peers like to say, “Doctor Google.”

That pint looks awfully big.

A couple of cold beers work for me.

Nice details in the 3rd panel. Godzilla figurine, crooked blinds, race car pic with pushpin. Truly bachelor digs.

Have another bite. Just to be sure it’s hot.

Small world. I scalded my tongue a few days ago, and it’s still a bit raw. I’ve had ice cream since, but not a pint of Häagen Dazs. But then, I don;t recall that it was pizza that caused the problem.

Hey! I have a monitor lizard too!

I’ll have to try that next time.

Nom, nom, nom, nom . . . . . burp. :)

If you know anything about medicine, you know they’re wrong.

My BIL, a retired Dr, said the best cure for the common cold is to go to bed with a hat and a bottle of booze. Put the hat at the foot of the bed and drink ‘til you see 2 hats!

Cherry Garcia!

Getting a bit of a belly there, Moondog. I’d have recommended quaffing a beer before returning to the pizza!

The Mayo Clinic would tell you to eat a jar of mayo.

Did you hear about the hipster who burned the roof of his mouth? He ate pizza before it was cool.