Pickles by Brian Crane for April 12, 2019

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    Dirty Dragon  about 5 years ago

    You’ve heard of the “butt dial”?

    Here’s the world’s first “butt pick-up”.

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 5 years ago

    Now how did Earll not feel a cell phone on his backside as he sat down (before the phone’s vibrations starting going off)?

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    sirbadger  about 5 years ago

    If the phone is on a hard surface, you can hear it vibrate, although there is a risk of someone hitting it with a flyswatter.

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    Lucy Rudy  about 5 years ago

    If I leave mine face down, it doesn’t make a sound or vibrate.

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    dsTrekker Premium Member about 5 years ago

    The daughter looks a lot heavier. Pregnant?

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    jpayne4040  about 5 years ago

    Earl found it!

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    Breadboard  about 5 years ago

    Opal if the phone was in your purse/duffle bag and left on vibrate , how would you know when a call through ?

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    dadoctah  about 5 years ago

    I’m reminded here of something I’ve noticed doing deliveries. In the old days, you could hear the doorbell ringing inside so you knew the button was actually hooked up. Now there’s too much soundproofing for that, but if there’s a dog in the house, you can hear them freaking out over the doorbell.

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    It was under the cushion….Opals vibrations are always strong

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    flemmingo  about 5 years ago

    Probably the first sensation Earl’s had there in a while?

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    Bill The Nuke  about 5 years ago

    Ooo! Call it again!

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    jagedlo  about 5 years ago

    looks like Earl’s nap just ended!

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    indysteve9  about 5 years ago

    LOL!!!

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    nosirrom  about 5 years ago

    On my phone I can have the ring volume on and also vibrate for calls.

    Maybe I should get Good Vibrations for my ringtone.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPGbcV3rH6k

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    enigmamz  about 5 years ago

    Goosed by your own daughter! How disturbing!

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    wildman-al  about 5 years ago

    I remember when pagers first came out and we had to wear them. They were set to vibrate. Seeing that we all complied and had them on our main boss asked Jack our engineer where is his and he said he had it in his pants.

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    MichaelHelwig  about 5 years ago

    Best sex he’s had in years.

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    Diat60  about 5 years ago

    That made his day!

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    iggyman  about 5 years ago

    Earl’s big thrill for the day!

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    iggyman  about 5 years ago

    I laughed hard at this one!

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    dragonbite  about 5 years ago

    That one needs a shock option.

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    rlaker22j  about 5 years ago

    Give him a break and let him enjoy the moment it may be the best thrill he’s had in years

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    Old Asdirt  about 5 years ago

    It acted as a woopie cushion!

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    V45mikky  about 5 years ago

    Earl has tender hemorhoids

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    Perkycat  about 5 years ago

    My first laugh out loud moment this morning! Love it!

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    eladee AKA Wally  about 5 years ago

    Well that got his attention.

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    ChessPirate  about 5 years ago

    “Apparently you didn’t have it on vibrate, but that’s a really strange ring-tone you have!”

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    anomalous4  about 5 years ago

    Cheapest thrill he’s had in years.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 5 years ago

    Earl is such a lard butt. He does all the wrong things to die before his spouse. She exercises and watches her weight an is in much better shape.

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    bird of life  over 3 years ago

    Is it me or does Sylvia look like she’s getting larger. Not in a mean way, but I noticed that.

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