Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for April 03, 2019

Why can’t the girls just have parents with substance abuse issues like the boys instead of engaging in all of this petty drama?

Is there any excuse for missing the scrimmage Nancy would deem unacceptable?

We talkin about scrimmage here. Scrimmage! Not the game, not the game. What are we talking about here? We talkin about scrimmage.

P1, And I came back with this giant “We’re #1” foam finger!

P2, Will get their azz kicked by Wonder Woman.

P3, Well, at least she was polite about it.

P3 So whatever lame excuse you have tops the team’s interests!!!

Molly’s expression says, I told you not to mention that…

Way to be a locker room leader Nancy. Now treat yourself to another ear piecing.

This is all because busy-body Andre couldn’t wait to get back to school and squeal about what he saw

Now she has both ears pasted to her hair.

I don’t like it. Not one damn bit.

I’ll shut up now.

In all reality ,It appears that Mimi is unaware of the girl drama surrounding her team . How about a chick fight to spice things up ?

That leaves two other girls with Family Stuff excuses to be embarrassed about something. Cant imagine what lame thing it will be.

Alternative Script: 1- GIRL1: It sure is clique-ish around here. Hard for newcomers to get in. It’s like everyone is related or something. OTHER GIRL: You sayin’ “inbred”? 2- GIRL1: No. Not at all. Just humor challenged. Not important. It’s just (cough)… 3- GIRL1: …‘em if they can’t take a joke. OTHER GIRL: And don’t forget the horse they rode in on!

Last weekend there was a comic con in Kansas City (http://planetcomicon.com/). There was also one in Anaheim (https://www.comic-con.org/wca). I wonder which one she went to.