Trout’s mom may not be particularly “respectable,” but I think she got that mostly right.
At least they found a plug for the sewing machine. I hope they didn’t cut it off the toaster.
Bugs Bunny did that once— in the same game.
“What about Kevin Pelwecki?”
Seems like everone’s engaging in whataboutery these days.
Your phone goes “Bzzt Bzzt”
And my phone goes “Brmm Brmm”
“Bzzt Bzzt” “Brmm Brmm”
Let’s call the whole thing off.
Apologies to George and Ira Gershwin.
Massage Envy? I don’t want to know…
Happy Fourth, everyone. Sadly it’s just another day in the North Korean labor camp for Keri and Jami.
Can’t any schmo “walk on and try to make the team”? He needs to be called to the office to receive a letter telling him that?
Since Puerto Ricans are US citizens, that shouldn’t be an issue. But of course these are not normal times.
Two little girls setting off illegally-obtained explosives. What could go wrong?