B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 17, 2019

Sick

Don’t eat yellow snow, and don’t drink green water.

“This is my lucky day.”

VERY lucky. Lucky that what fell on you was as light as a….a….a four-leaf clover!

Patrick was no saint. He tried to exterminate the Druids

Don’t eat these either. Orange snow: http://time.com/5214941/orange-snow-europe/ Green snow: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6739349/GREEN-snow-falling-polluted-Russian-towns-sparks-widespread-environmental-protests.html

Happy Paddy’s Day! I wonder if this was what inspired Creedence Clearwater Revival’s song ‘Green River’?

Must be in Chicago…

I do believe that this is the first time I’ve ever seen a dinosaur run.

That’s a gut-wrenching story right there!

Behold! The River (WAIT For It) BILE!

BAR-RUM-PUM!!!

eww

Toxic raw fuel in a barrel XXX……? Ewwwww

Well it was a green dinosaur.

And don’t spitttttttt, in da wind

Yup, spending time in the wild reminds you that unfortunate things happen up stream. Be careful what you drink.

That’s just run off from Three Mile Island. It’s really cool, at night glows in the dark. But don’t drink it!

HORF – That’s got to be a contender for the Cartoon Sound Effects Hall of Fame.

I know they dye the chicago river green BUT it is already somewhat greenish, go figure

Technically, the term is “blecchhish water.”

Eew. Gee, what the heck was in that barrel?

So gross… But that’s really why they went extinct. Not some asteroid, they just never learned to drink with sophistication, and simply wished for death to stop the incredible hangover headaches.

As we used to say in the sixth grade: “EWWWWW! This is just gross!”

Now that’s funny!

Don’t breath black air, don’t eat yellow snow and don’t drink green water.

EWW