Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 28, 2019

Interesting twist from fishing the top of a waterfall.

They better hope that he believes in gravity, and that he studied law.

The surprise is that you are the snack.

Wiley’s bears are getting smarter day by day

SUPRISE! munch munch munch!

I glad Wiley’s bears aren’t in Alaska yet

Truth in advertising

SOMEBODY get these guys some pik-a-nik baskets, quick!

A bridge too far.

Wiley’s well fed bears.

The guy better hope the trap door was made by ACME, they are after all Wiley bears.

inscrutably cunning, those bears.

Yet another way “…to Serve Man”. :)

Considering there is no mechanism for releasing the trap door, they’re safe. Hey Wiley! Take a lesson in mechanical design. At least show a latch.

He’s about the get in touch with nature – the hard way.

Bridge over troubled waters.

YAY!!! WILEY BEARS!!! YAY!!!!

I can’t bear the suspense….

OK, I’m not a Dad. But I’m allowed a groaner once in a while, too.

I cant bear to look.

New hazard on the AT this year.

Billy Goats Gruff, bear style?

Bear right.

I love the bears. They bring such a cheerful disposition to everything they do.

The three bears get even for their missing porridge.

Bearly humorus

The bears are always so cheerful.

I just love those bears.

Clever! That way they can wash their food first!

Gotta love those wiley bears

Well, it’s not dishonest….

The bear phobia resurfaces.

Multiple hikers = trail mix.

Trolling for Hikers? (trolls live under the bridge)

Wiley Miller, you are my hero…

That would be trawling for hikers.

Those bears! Can’t get enough of them!

Don’t fall for it!

It’s all in the Punctuation:

Surprise! Creek Snacks!

It’s like Stephen Colbert says. Bears are godless killing machines.

Bridge should have a handrail, a guy could get hurt.

paraphrasing Austen Tayshus – “How much can a Wiley Bear”

So that’s what happens to all those lost hikers.

Hahahahaha!!!!!