I have to go with the Ancient Alien “Theorists” on this one. We can outrun neither prey nor predators, so why are we still here? And don’t tell me that “in the long run” I can outrun a cheetah. That’s true, but that contest is over in the first 3 seconds.
santa72404 about 5 years ago
Just HOW slow?
Dtroutma about 5 years ago
Well, at least it isn’t like picking a lobster and boiling it alive.
Mr Movie Trivia about 5 years ago
remember, you don’t have to outrun the bear. you just have to outrun your friends!
Enter.Name.Here about 5 years ago
SLOW FOOD is right. He won’t be going out THAT door any time soon.
santa72404 about 5 years ago
Also shouldn’t the bear have a bib with a picture of his lunch on it?
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 5 years ago
They are gonna need a lot of butter.
Superfrog about 5 years ago
There’s a customer who is starting to feel very special.
Watcher about 5 years ago
Filleted or BBQ?
the lost wizard about 5 years ago
It comes with a nice whine.
enigmamz about 5 years ago
Wait until you see the portion sizes!! Zowie!!!!!
Buzzworld about 5 years ago
He’s the “Catch of the Day”
pcolli about 5 years ago
“I’ll have that one, stuffed with that one and that one.”
Old Codger about 5 years ago
It seems to me this cartoon used to be a lot more funny and somewhat cerebral.
uniquename about 5 years ago
In this case, slow doesn’t necessarily mean how fast you run.
Masterskrain Premium Member about 5 years ago
YAY!!! WILEY BEARS!!!! YAY!!!!!
DanFlak about 5 years ago
I have to go with the Ancient Alien “Theorists” on this one. We can outrun neither prey nor predators, so why are we still here? And don’t tell me that “in the long run” I can outrun a cheetah. That’s true, but that contest is over in the first 3 seconds.
david_42 about 5 years ago
We have one of those up the street. Technically a pizza place, but the slowest service I’ve ever run into. Never went back.
wbezemek about 5 years ago
Russia(Bears) is watching (the) US.
Linguist about 5 years ago
Thanks, Wiley, for my first real chortle of the day. I really appreciate your artistry and subtle humor.
n0cash about 5 years ago
The bear phobia resurfaces
Lablubber about 5 years ago
He can be eaten with the fingers. Unless the bear wants the fingers in a to go bag.
Concretionist about 5 years ago
Have you ever thought about how hard it is to get the meat out of all that clothing? Talk about high-fiber food!
MissScarlet Premium Member about 5 years ago
Hey, guess what?!! The LA Times ran this strip this morning instead of the usual blather about it being cancelled.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 5 years ago
The Wiley bears (Ursine Sardonicus) are getting bolder every day.
sandpiper about 5 years ago
The tv press waiting for the election campaign to begin
STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member about 5 years ago
The Catch of the Day is slow humans!
Bullet Bronson Premium Member about 5 years ago
A “Slow Food” diner? Isn’t that a contradiction in terms?
Fromthedeep about 5 years ago
Hilarious. The bear is pointing at his meal through the window.
MalcolmMacLeod about 5 years ago
Wiley does such a unique and outstanding job on his drawings; no words necessary.