My dad came back from a fishing trip to the Jersey shore, and had brought live lobsters back from a seafood shop, with their claws banded. When he got home, my (fairly nearsighted) Mom was in the shower, and my dad opened the door and put one on the shower floor. Enduring family lore.
finkd about 5 years ago
He looks shell-shocked.
Plumbob Wilson about 5 years ago
One more time and it’s into the pot with you.
Investtillitsgone about 5 years ago
Appears that they’ve already been in the pot.
Kathleen Ensey Premium Member about 5 years ago
“pinching your sister” rings true here
nosirrom about 5 years ago
I guess she didn’t have him pegged.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member about 5 years ago
My dad came back from a fishing trip to the Jersey shore, and had brought live lobsters back from a seafood shop, with their claws banded. When he got home, my (fairly nearsighted) Mom was in the shower, and my dad opened the door and put one on the shower floor. Enduring family lore.
Dr_Fogg about 5 years ago
He’ll be in the hot seat next!Ayup
B UTTONS about 5 years ago
Actions like that will only get him in hot water
Stephen Gilberg about 5 years ago
And I thought the Cone of Shame was bad.
Fido (aka Felix Rex) Premium Member about 5 years ago
Is LobsterFest™ still going on?
tbubble about 5 years ago
Just wait till your father gets home. He’ll have you for dinner.
cheap_day_return about 5 years ago
And don’t you snap back at me, young lady!!
John Smith about 5 years ago
Useless! Useless!