Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for March 13, 2019

Where are the Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs?

Cereals should be considered snack foods.

Anything larvval?

Sugar Smacks is what they used to call it….

Ah,shredded wheat….brings back memories of eating it with my dad on a Saturday morning…

Our local market has an Adult Cereal section. You must be 18 to buy any.

Stages in a man’s life:

The first time a child calls you “mister.”

When you have to check a woman’s hand to see if she is married.

When your friends are the parents of your children’s school mates.

“Are you still working?” (70 and, “yes”).

But no Wheaties? Have they disappeared? They were one of the first ‘whole grain’ cereals. Still, cereal aisles are kind of fun, just for the characters on the boxes.

How’s the “Kashi GoLean Fiber Twigs” stage going?

Especially… if prune juice is included at the other end of the aisle

Yes, where is the All-Bran.

Don’t let time control you – eat Froot Loops now!