Tom Toles for February 07, 2019

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    DD Wiz Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Trump: “I come here to call for UNITY (which I never did when my party controlled both the House and Senate, but now we lost the House so I am begging you for UNITY which really means give me everything I want or I’ll shut down the government and if you honor your Constitutional duty of oversight I won’t allow any legislation to advance.”

    Or, paraphrasing Stephen Colbert in his live show immediately after the speech: “You can have EITHER legislation OR investigation. One or the other. After all, who ever heard of BOTH law AND order?

    “Unity if you do it my way. Threats if you have any ideas different than mine.”

    On a related note: Today Adam Schiff (D-California) refused to be intimidated by Trump’s threats and announced five new areas of investigation that his committee will begin. Number five was to investigate any efforts by any person, domestic or foreign, who tries to impede or obstruct any investigation, whether by the Justice Department (Mueller) OR BY CONGRESS (you know, the crime that Trump just committed on national TV).

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    Darsan54 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    We’re gonna believe this from a man who took out a full page newspaper ad calling for the death penalty of five innocent black boys?

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    Daeder  about 5 years ago

    “And we must reject the politics of investigating my many crimes…”

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    danketaz Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Does this mean that he will knock off with the “Lock her up “ chants at his rallies?

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    amethyst52 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    No, those mouth breathing, knuckle draggers will still chant whatever bullsh%$ he spews.

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    Kind&Kinder  about 5 years ago

    No, revenge is still in, as long as it’s a dish served cold!

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    Spun_G  about 5 years ago

    More and more, it looks like Paul Ryan picked a good time to bail…..

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    superposition  about 5 years ago

    When are WE THE PEOPLE going to demand no more partisanship, just a government of the people, by the people, and for the people, OR ELSE!

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    Masterskrain Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Hypocrisy, thy name is trump!

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    Ontman  about 5 years ago

    How many hamberders does he store in those cheek pouches.

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    Vidrinath Premium Member about 5 years ago

    The politics of revenge is his whole platform.

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    Cerabooge  about 5 years ago

    Brilliant cartoon, as usual, but I’d really like to see a moratorium on Trump himself. I don’t want to see video of him, I don’t want to hear him, I don’t want to read what he’s twitted, I don’t want to see – OK, cartoon images are fine. What I really want to see is reporting of what he and his Republican party are doing, actions that are largely ignored in favor of the focus on Trump himself. Meanwhile, those actions wreak ever more havoc.

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 5 years ago

    The Dems launched their attack yesterday, no one is going to listen to liar Trump.

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 5 years ago

    Tyrant Trump has led a privileged life, and yet he acts grieved and put upon as if we all owe the liar and thief something.

    He deserves to be put in prison.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Screw you, fat-ass!

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    Bookworm  about 5 years ago

    So I take it “Presidential Harassment” does not mean the tweets coming from the president daily?

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    Motivemagus  about 5 years ago

    The only definition of “unity” he understands is “everyone do what I tell you.” Too bad that is 100% incompatible with democracy.

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    William Bednar Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Yeah. Plus we, U.S. citizens, are, according to Trump, either in the “Working Class” or in the “Political Class”. No longer “United” but “divided”. I’m guessing he means Democrats (Working Class) and Republicans (Political Class), or the Poor (working class) and Rich (Political Class).

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    Godfreydaniel  about 5 years ago

    And Trump was so SURE that Vlad was right when he told him, “Dictator wars are easy to win”………

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    tabby  about 5 years ago

    This is a pretty good sum up of the SOTU address.

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    Redd Panda  about 5 years ago

    Good news…Doctor says I’m in pretty good shape. Who cares? you ask. It means i’ll live to see the fat turd crash and burn. Hallelujah Jesus, you’ve answered an old man’s prayers. Confusion to our enemies!!!

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