Rubes by Leigh Rubin for February 07, 2019

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    juncarlo  over 5 years ago

    They must be wondering if his nose is the only thing that he extend.

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    Jeff0811  over 5 years ago

    It seems the humans can see all they need to see to know all they need to know.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  over 5 years ago

    “We bring greetings from the planet Pinocchio.”

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    robolt  over 5 years ago

    Nasal contention

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    Bill The Nuke  over 5 years ago

    It might have gone differently if you hadn’t introduced yourself as Pinnochio.

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    Cerabooge  over 5 years ago

    Hmm. Looks like that nose needs more seasoning.

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Friendship is an alien concept these days?

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    Mayor Snorkum  over 5 years ago

    Interesting to note that, as always, it’s back-country yokels who have the close encounters. Never a college professor or a newspaper editor (for example), although many of them live out in the country and drive around at night.

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    tbubble  over 5 years ago

    Jiminy Cricket!

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    Lablubber   over 5 years ago

    On the other hand, he has a good shot at getting a job at the White House.

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    sandflea  over 5 years ago

    They just misunderstood your extended nose as arousal.

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    cuzinron47  over 5 years ago

    It’s not that, we just aren’t allowing aliens into the country right now.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 5 years ago

    These humans have long noses by human standards.

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    Daeder  over 5 years ago

    Did you remember to say “I am not a crook!”?

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Pinnochi-Doh!

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