B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 08, 2019

Let’s hope the bathroom wasn’t “closed for maintenance” like so many in Starbucks are now after their overreaction.

He needs a rocket powered shell like Cecil Turtle.

Hey Bird! Have You so soon forgotten that Thrashing you got earlier this week when you made that “Hare Crack?”

I’ve recently run into a couple of other statements which implies that coffee makes you “go”. I’m not a coffee drinker myself — is this true? Can’t be just the caffeine as I usually had a diet cola for my morning caffeine fix, and it never did anything to me.

I drink industrial amounts of coffee, and speaking for myself, that hasn’t happened to me….so far. (Been drinking coffee for 30 years…)

CBM (coffee bowel movement). Google it.

Army. Breakfast. Coffee. Latrine. There was something special about that Army coffee.

That information was given on a didn’t-need-to-know basis.

Been there. I may not work any better but I am much sharper and alert when I don’t catch all the mistakes I make.

My Urologist says it definitely causes increased frequency. More = More!!

This comic has gone to the toilet! It’s just potty talk now, for shame.

I have a picture of my future wife during the late ’50s and her mom on pep-pills. Decades later we listened to a lady on WOKY push them. I said, “Those are illegal!” Yep, she and her hubby have been gone for quite a while now. My wife too (RIP) after 54 years plus 4 dating.

This is probably TMI too, but since we’re sharing. For some reason, whenever I go to make coffee, I gotta go. Just now, I poured my first cup and had to go again. Must be the power of suggestion.

They don’t call it “taking a whiz” for nothing…

I am one of those who can use coffee to “unplug”, but it doesn’t seem to increase #1 out of proportion of usual fluid intake.

A tribute to Friedlieb Ferdinand Runge on his 225th birthday.