her birthday? her mother’s birthday, her sister’s birthday? her other sister’s birthday? the wedding anniversary of one of the sisters? don’t tell him; he’s got this!
the only advice my father gave me on women was that you had to remember only four dates a year… Valentine day, wedding anniversary, mother’s day and mom’s birthday…. everything else was not important…. and it worked for him for over 57 years…
Guys get used to expecting women to keep track of the social calendar, doctor’s appointments, kids sports games, etc. It is the old “use it or loose it” situation.
I love messing with my Mr Man. I ask him “do you what day this is?”, he looks terrified, says no, then I say, “oh crap, I don’t know either. I was hoping you’d know.”
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife to her husband as he made his way out the front door. The husband was perplexed, but was always a quick thinker: ”Of course I do, my dear. How could I forget!?” With that, he turned and rushed to catch the bus for work. At 10 AM, the doorbell rang and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long stemmed red roses. At 1 PM, a foil wrapped, two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. The woman couldn’t wait for her husband to come home. The husband was smug when he returned from work, satisfied that he had recovered what could have been a very bad situation. His wife was indeed surprised: ”First the flowers, then the chocolates and then the dress!” she exclaimed, ”I’ve never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!”
Our wedding anniversary is 14 February and her birthday, and the girl’s is 29 February (RBION did not accept our submission because they had a mum and three of her daughters all with 29 Feb and her daughters were all singletons and not twins.
Templo S.U.D. about 5 years ago
her birthday? her mother’s birthday, her sister’s birthday? her other sister’s birthday? the wedding anniversary of one of the sisters? don’t tell him; he’s got this!
Farside99 about 5 years ago
Of course, dear, it’s Sunday, February tenth. Why, is that an important day that I should remember from now on?
Breadboard about 5 years ago
Like my X-Ray vision my Mind reading is not what it used to be ! :-(
ima resident about 5 years ago
the only advice my father gave me on women was that you had to remember only four dates a year… Valentine day, wedding anniversary, mother’s day and mom’s birthday…. everything else was not important…. and it worked for him for over 57 years…
car2ner about 5 years ago
Guys get used to expecting women to keep track of the social calendar, doctor’s appointments, kids sports games, etc. It is the old “use it or loose it” situation.
ctolson about 5 years ago
Even if you do a good job keeping track of the special days, that question will make you wonder if you’re missing one that day.
sheilag about 5 years ago
Could also be she’s testing you… confirming that you are clueless? ;-)
david_42 about 5 years ago
One of my background pictures is from our wedding. It has the date on it. I have not missed an anniversary, wife has.
sweetaddietude about 5 years ago
I love messing with my Mr Man. I ask him “do you what day this is?”, he looks terrified, says no, then I say, “oh crap, I don’t know either. I was hoping you’d know.”
Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member about 5 years ago
It’s no sugar tonight day.
PoodleGroomer about 5 years ago
My anniversary is tomorrow. I need to make a wholesale club flower run today. No candy. We are still working through Christmas candy.
Yakety Sax about 5 years ago
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife to her husband as he made his way out the front door. The husband was perplexed, but was always a quick thinker: ”Of course I do, my dear. How could I forget!?” With that, he turned and rushed to catch the bus for work. At 10 AM, the doorbell rang and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long stemmed red roses. At 1 PM, a foil wrapped, two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. The woman couldn’t wait for her husband to come home. The husband was smug when he returned from work, satisfied that he had recovered what could have been a very bad situation. His wife was indeed surprised: ”First the flowers, then the chocolates and then the dress!” she exclaimed, ”I’ve never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!”
spartans58 Premium Member about 5 years ago
She will keep him guessing!!
Teto85 Premium Member about 5 years ago
Our wedding anniversary is 14 February and her birthday, and the girl’s is 29 February (RBION did not accept our submission because they had a mum and three of her daughters all with 29 Feb and her daughters were all singletons and not twins.
majobis. about 5 years ago
whatever it is. It aint good when the wife looks at you like that.