I thought I might be lewthing my mind, but then I willed myself to realize the value of Snake Mittens, regardless of their status as Ordure of anything at all….
Those aren’t just any snake mittens. They’re very dynamic ones. And I think I recognize a Lash Larue serial making a faint appearance in the upper right, next to the fetching portrait of a young person. I’m sure, like on the other serials, they sold cereal.
Froglandia has NO McDonalds restaurants. The most popular franchise restaurant in Froglandia is Little Dufus’ Pancakes and Sausage. Little Dufus began serving pancakes and sausages in March of 1732, across the highway from the bath mat factory, new at the time, where third shift workers would visit before going home in the morning. As the years went by, it became the most popular restaurant in all of Froglandia. No other franchise ever gained a foothold. You are never more than five miles from a Little Dufus’ anywhere in Froglandia! Little Dufus’ is World Famous for their deep-fried pancake-wrapped Super Sausage, which was crowned the king of foods at the 1932 Froglandia world’s fair and exposition.
Aren’t snake mittens just tube socks? We used to use them as mittens while building armies of snow Vlads. A lame substitute, to be sure, barely warm, but they worked in a pinch. Tube socks are quite versatile, really. They make a fine puppet, can keep your tube warm, or a snazzy turtle neck for your wiener dog, and they look quite fetching on a ballerina, and though they are a poor substitute for birth control, they do provide superior pleasure than any ole french tickler can dream of.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 5 years ago
Pet Shop Boys. I’m not really a rat. I’m an hors d’ oeuvre.
Superfrog over 5 years ago
Nice tag line.
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
I thought I might be lewthing my mind, but then I willed myself to realize the value of Snake Mittens, regardless of their status as Ordure of anything at all….
The Old Wolf over 5 years ago
Order ordure hors d’œuvres!
Radish the wordsmith over 5 years ago
Not wishing to be a snake mitten she sought a warm shelter that had stinky food.
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member over 5 years ago
Hey Tee. Did you wake up yesterday and say, “Hmm. I think I’ll eschew verbs tomorrow.”
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 5 years ago
Handle snake poop very carefully, like having snake mittens on, ooor du take shelter.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 5 years ago
Limburger Cheese Balls!
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 5 years ago
It’s not quite a sombrero, but it is a big one.
coltish1 over 5 years ago
Those aren’t just any snake mittens. They’re very dynamic ones. And I think I recognize a Lash Larue serial making a faint appearance in the upper right, next to the fetching portrait of a young person. I’m sure, like on the other serials, they sold cereal.
Howard'sMyHero over 5 years ago
FA Today … eclectic, serendipitous (lewth), inane, scatological, etc. … in other words, just another day in Froglandia, so stay ‘tooned ….
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 5 years ago
Fun Froglandia Facts!
Froglandia has NO McDonalds restaurants. The most popular franchise restaurant in Froglandia is Little Dufus’ Pancakes and Sausage. Little Dufus began serving pancakes and sausages in March of 1732, across the highway from the bath mat factory, new at the time, where third shift workers would visit before going home in the morning. As the years went by, it became the most popular restaurant in all of Froglandia. No other franchise ever gained a foothold. You are never more than five miles from a Little Dufus’ anywhere in Froglandia! Little Dufus’ is World Famous for their deep-fried pancake-wrapped Super Sausage, which was crowned the king of foods at the 1932 Froglandia world’s fair and exposition.
6turtle9 over 5 years ago
Aren’t snake mittens just tube socks? We used to use them as mittens while building armies of snow Vlads. A lame substitute, to be sure, barely warm, but they worked in a pinch. Tube socks are quite versatile, really. They make a fine puppet, can keep your tube warm, or a snazzy turtle neck for your wiener dog, and they look quite fetching on a ballerina, and though they are a poor substitute for birth control, they do provide superior pleasure than any ole french tickler can dream of.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 5 years ago
Waiter, more cheese that smells like men’s feet!
And no skimping on the snake mittens!