Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 02, 2019

Build a blind robot.

Here’s the thing, Dr. Mel and Winky. The March Equinox occurs about six weeks after February 2 anyway, so it really doesn’t matter whether the (robot) groundhog sees its shadow or not. Either way, we still literally have six more weeks of winter!

Don’t they have some kind of climate control on that station?

Prepare to live this day over and over again.

The groundhog froze to death. We have Vortex the Polar Bear now!

And if he does not see his shadow, then we only have another month and a half of winter.

If someone doesn’t need a new spleen soon, I’m gonna be very disappointed in that robot groundhog.

Rodent based meteorology. It’s a thing.

C’mon gang it’s only a 45 day sentence in a very cold jail cell. There is the chance of early release if we all are on our good behavior.

ka-winter

The Robot Groundhog will be right. Only if you remembered the batteries.

“Aaaa, my spleen!”

Sheesh, only Winky could lose his spleen to a robot groundhog…

Do robot groundhogs dream of electric sheep?

Puxatawney Phil didn’t see his shadow today, but his prognostication capacities have been rather hit or miss of late.

Is there a robot Bill Murray running around, too?

If the robot sees its shadow – 6 more weeks of spam.