Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for January 21, 2019

Just say no to yoga pants Adam

A resounding “NO!” from the peanut gallery.

To quote Cereal Killer from “Hackers”.

“Spandex, it’s a privilege, not a right!”

This should be interesting!

I’m trying to figure out if that was Clayton or Laura off to the side. It seems to me they would both be motivated by strong emotions to not see Adam in Spandex, Laura out of fear, Clayton out of disappointment. Or to quote my own daughter on any given day, “Seriously dad? Seriously?? "

NO is not a strong enough word, but the word that should precede is is unprintable in the comics

Wow, no one’s focusing on Katy’s assertion that she’s an expert on Yoga after watching one video..?

I mean, she’s not wrong,

but still…

Is that her mom or brother?

NO NIGHTMARE INDUCED ALLOWED! lol

Thanks for the strong opposition to that suggestion. I don’t think the readers could maintain their sanity after seeing Adam in spandex. Him in a swimsuit is bad enough.

“NO!”

“NO!”

“WOOF!”

“GOO!”

Not to be cruel, but Adam in spandex is a mental image that I would rather not imagine. However, I am sure that a little yoga would be entertaining. Maybe some high impact line dancing later.

“Over your dead body!”

I think he’d look better in Richard Simmon’s ’80s workout shirt and shorts!

Speaking of the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man…

Yoga requires loose clothing to be done properly.