Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 15, 2019

Meh, feh, and bleh.

Blaeh!

Blah!

instead of an apple, I would’ve gone with a (although a vegetable) beetroot; those really stain your fingers (or a unicorn’s fur coat) once stained

He devours the BLOOD of the APPLE

Pardon me…..I vish to bite your still life display….

I suppose that a Goblin Vampire would say ‘Blahrt!’

reminds me of how Marceline from “Adventure Time” would suck the red out of anything. (Hmm, I just had a naughty thought…)

“He’s also BFF with Count Duckula.”

Applejack’s farm would be in danger if this vampire learned about it.

“Twice removed?” – “Stabbed with a carrot and a raw asparagus later.”

That’s ten cents now, Phoebe

Bunnicula, anyone?

Blah! I have come to drink your fruit juice!

Bunnicula!

So does he not have a reflection/can never be trapped by it?

It’s fearsome for the apples. Why won’t anyone think of the poor apples?

Wow, this is just like Flutterbat.

I laughed really loud at this one. Reminds me of a book I read when I was younger, called, “Bunnicula.”

Bleaah hah hah!

“I don’t know why I even bother anymore but I NEVER SAY ANYTHING LIKE BLAH OR BLEH OR WHATEVER!”

“Fourth cousin, twice removed.” Once forcibly?

Persimmon Phil would disagree if he were still around

This is very interesting Marigold. But… hem… WHO ARE YOUR PARENTS???

Vlad could try vegetables, but I guess you can’t get blood out of a turnip…

Sounds like a certain rabbit I know who has a cartoon called “BUNNICULA”.

OMG! Rebecca Hicks ‘Little vampires’!!!

the true “father of juicing”