Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for January 22, 2019

And the museum ACTUALLY bought it!

Must be a Jackson Pollock.

Must be one of those elephant artists.

That is hysterical. I love this one so much,

I think it’s titled ’The morning after the binge."

I think the artist was drinking a gallon of something and didn’t sneeze.

Nailed it!!

He was drinking. But not the paint.

I’d like to see that in color.

Art is whatever you can get away with. An artist got away with a statue of dog poop in San Jose, CA. $500,00 away with.

Maybe it’s done by the artist that I saw on the Ripley’s show once. He puke all over his canvases. Yes, he’d do it deliberately. He’d make different colored mixtures, sometimes with chunks of stuff in it. He apparently had the ability to take the fluid to his lungs and then he’d release it onto the canvas.

Art connoisseurs are hesitant to be critical in case they are thought to be “past it”.. So even really bad art gets a pass.. and spending a pot full of money on said bad art gives it… credibility..

Looks like the surface of the moon!

When the art experts find out Jackson Pollack was drunk are they going to be embarrassed…

You could be right, Broomie. The thing is, we’ll never know. The Art Establishment takes care of its own….

There is a little confection our City art gallery is particularly proud of — similar to today’s offering but in brown and white. The official title is “Enigma” but I really believe it should have read “Enema.”

@TOALPOSTERS, “Will you ’scuse me while I go out to Blarrrffffttttffftttt!!!!!!!!!!!!, There! Now please bring me another thin mint will ya?”

This joke might work better in color.

What really bugs me is that art that actually looks like something, the kind that appeals to everyday, average people is dismissed as “too commercial” as if something that a lot of people can like is a bad thing. For shame!