Frazz by Jef Mallett for January 08, 2019

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    Darsan54 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Ooooh OUCH !! That’s gonna leave a mark.

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    sandpiper  over 5 years ago

    Some stand-ups get fruit instead of money. In this economy that might be better.

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    asrialfeeple  over 5 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uor9zgsMevo

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    Ignatz Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Man, I know a lot of stand-up comics, and they seldom make any money, but it’s hard work.

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Out of work English majors.

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    billswingle  over 5 years ago

    Great strip today!

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    ArtisticArtemis  over 5 years ago

    I’d far rather be a 4th grader than a stand up comedian. The only truth to that phrase is that they are standing up…usually…….

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Here in Wisconsin (and, I assume, most other states as well) you can only choose from among 26 letters and 10 digits (and here they treat the oh and the zero as the same character, so only 35 total). But I wanted my plate to read TANGO!, so I got one that said TANGOI and use reflective tape on the 6th letter to achieve the desired effect. The first 2 cops who pulled me over just made me peel the tape off, but the 3rd one wrote me a ticket to boot. That finally pushed me over the edge. Now my plate says ITANGO (no space). sigh If only they were as diligent in dealing with people doing 50 while camped out in the passing lane.

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    Seed_drill  over 5 years ago

    My former brother in law did a little stand-up. When your biggest career achievement is opening for Jon Lovitz, I’d say you haven’t climbed very high up the ladder.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 5 years ago

    Eh, fourth graders tend not to know all the naughty words yet.

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    Ubermick  over 5 years ago

    Someone implying that stand up comedians have the mental capacity of a fourth grader obviously didn’t pay attention to the work of George Carlin, Lenny Bruce, Jon Stewart, and a host of others. That said given the fourth graders Frazz spends his time with on a daily basis are all prodigious savants, there’s the basis for a point.

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    MikeM_inMD  over 5 years ago

    The problem with this proposal is both groups are more likely to let things slip through “accidentally”.

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    mobile  over 5 years ago

    I worked in the Advertising industry. I applied for a license plate in Texas that said: Fd2Blk, “fade to black”. Which is the Directors command to the Video/Audio operator to Fade out both Video and sound to Zero. I got turned down. Apparently someone thought it might offend someone???

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 5 years ago

    PostsFrazz16 hrs ·

    To be fair, you can certainly make a decent living, and in some cases a very good living, as a stand-up comedian. A few comedians make an extraordinarily good living. But everyone, at some point, works really hard at it and doesn’t make doodly. And that’s the phase that makes the best stories, so that’s the part that gets told about the most. I suppose the business is not that different from drawing a comic strip, except that cartoonists don’t have to travel as much, our audience usually isn’t drunk, and when people heckle us, they have to go through some kind of intermediary, like the comments section on GoComics. Which, now I wonder about what I said regarding them not being as drunk.

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    eromlig  over 5 years ago

    Jef, truly another one for which “Great work!” seems a descriptive totally inadequate to the task. Keep on keepin’ on, Friend.

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