I think he’s going for “foot terror” or “terror to feet”, but it’s a pun on the phrase " pied-à-terre" which is usually translated as “foot on the ground” and refers to a smaller, secondary residence such as a city apartment that is used occasionally but not as a vacation home.
My bachelor party consisted of me getting gang-tackled as I entered my apartment after having breakfast with my best man. And then we all hung out, went bowling, and had pizza for lunch.
We all have. It’s called life … and I don’t mean the put out by Milton Bradley.