Two Party Opera by Brian Carroll for December 24, 2018

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    Daeder  over 5 years ago

    Does Santa Claus even have a work visa?

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 5 years ago

    You gave Donnie a non intentional new idea , mr. Carroll .

    Happy Christmas from Italia

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    shakeswilly  over 5 years ago

    Why not designate the the presidency “non essential “ ?

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Ya know…this would be a HELL OF A LOT funnier if it wasn’t such an ACCURATE DEPICTION of the current occupant’s “Lack of Thought” processes…

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Well, Buchanan can feel good that he is now only the 2nd Worst President of all time…https://www.businessinsider.com/greatest-us-presidents-ranked-by-political-scientists-2018-2?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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    superposition  over 5 years ago

    Just comparing the resident to his former behavior in the 1980’s show how dysfunctional he has become yet 115th Congress failed to do anything positive for the American people.

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 5 years ago

    Don’t stop there. Let’s have an Arctic border wall and separate detention pens for the elves and their offspring. Better put down the reindeer, too; they might be mules.

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    GaryCooper  over 5 years ago

    Santa Claus is undocumented, too.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 5 years ago

    Criminally insane Trump is holding himself hostage in the WH and shutting down the Trump government until Trump can extort 5 billion from the US treasury for an unneeded wall.

    Merry Christmas from the greedy republicans.

    PS What are the 15,000 children imprisoned in Republican Concentration Camps getting for Christmas?

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    bxclent  Premium Member over 5 years ago

    oH, oH, oH !!!!!!

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    Diamond Lil  over 5 years ago

    Merry Christmas!!!

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I would refer to that group as Idiots United.

    Happy Solstice and Merry New Year, Brian!

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    DonLee2  over 5 years ago

    Apropos of nothing, I like the W.C. Fields vibe I pick up off your rendering of Fillmore.

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    Cheapskate0  over 5 years ago

    For what it’s worth, Scott Stantis milked this gag all last week!

    Pretty good, too, especially since Prickly City strips are submitted two weeks prior to printing!

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    Godfreydaniel  over 5 years ago

    Conservative pundit Michael Gerson: As Mueller time approaches, it is likely that President Trump’s defense will consist of two phrases: “But that is not illegal” and “But that is not impeachable.”It is a strategy that prevails by the lowering of standards. Because Trump did not plot election fraud directly with Russian President Vladimir Putin by Skype, and because Trump’s various crimes and misdemeanors do not constitute high crimes and misdemeanors, we should consider the president vindicated. Unable to make the case for his own virtues, Trump must aver that his vices are commonplace and inconsequential.Will this work? If the only standard of success is keeping enough Republican votes in the Senate to avoid Trump’s removal from office, it may.It has been fully demonstrated that the Russian attack on the 2016 election was broad, ambitious and designed to give Trump practical aid. Russian intelligence fed ideological and racial tensions in a sophisticated attempt to arouse enthusiasm in Trump’s base and dampen enthusiasm for Hillary Clinton among minority voters. Did this tilt the election toward Trump? Given that Trump prevailed by 107,000 votes in three states — out of 120 million cast — I think it is both likely and unprovable.Consider this outcome from two other perspectives. If you were the head of Russian intelligence, I suspect you would have a chest full of medals. And if the political circumstances were reversed — if Clinton had received Russian help to become president — every elected Republican would diagnose a conspiracy that undermined her legitimacy. Every. Single. One.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 5 years ago

    And the Dow goes THUD big time…AGAIN!!!!

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    genome_project Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Today on Twitter from the current occupant @RealDonaldTrump:

    “I am all alone (poor me) in the White House waiting for the Democrats to come back and make a deal on desperately needed Border Security. At some point the Democrats not wanting to make a deal will cost our Country more money than the Border Wall we are all talking about. Crazy!”
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