Peanuts Begins by Charles Schulz for February 25, 2021

Schulz predicted internet comment boards

as a man, I find Charlie Brown’s figures ludicrous

And who brings men into the world? …

98.5 % of statistics are invented on the spur of the moment.

Did you know 84.5% of all statistics are made up on the spot?

This is the first time I’ve thought Charlie Brown would have made a good Republican. Of course, the character was still in development so…

Lies, Darn Lies, and Statistics! (Mark Twain, edited)!

Good thing he wasn’t talking to Lucy that way!

I’ve been there with men who don’t have even temperaments.

In the world of Peanuts, Snoopy has more temperament than any man or woman combined.

The battle of the sexes rages on…

Schulz predicts modern journalism!

CB has a future either as a politician or in social media.

Arnold Palmer stated one irrefutable statistic. Arnie said “100% of short putts do not go in.”

I didn’t know Charlie Brown works for Fox (opinions) News

i based my whole adult life on Charlie Brown’s approach in the last panel.

And some, Charlie Brown evidently, are liars.

Figures don’t lie, but liars figure.

“Even temperament”? Well, that certainly explains all the wars…

48% of all statistics are made up, including this one.

Ugh. Who knew CB was a chauvinist?

CB SOUNDS LIKE A REPUBLICAN

When did Charlie Brown begin to imitate Joe McCarthy?

All my best arguments rely on made up data. Almost 98%, in fact.

Even if the numbers Charlie Brown cites are accurate, to be meaningful, they would need more context or comparisons.

73% of all statistics are actually just made up…:-)

Great political career ahead of him, a senator for sure maybe higher.

“I call ‘em the way I see ’em, and if I _don’t_ see ’em – I make ’em up!” (George Carlin as sportscaster Biff Barf)

Ah, fake news.

Since when did a blockhead become so smart

Points for honesty!