Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 14, 2018

Another Dan Thompson S-T-R-R-E-E-E-T-C-H!

They sing log rhythms…

Hey, don’t bark at me.

A Yale log is way more expensive than a public university log…

and it burns rings around a junior college log.

When the chips are down, you can expect grate things from it….

though I can’t deny that it has produced a few ashes, too.

And some Yale logs have little wood content – just skull and bones!

You have to soak them in alcohol before they will do anything.

’Elies.

Burning is too good for them!

Yale’s as expensive as Harvard.

ka-boola

Yale? Cheap?

Yale logs always seem to have more branches because they’re all well connected.