Back to B.C. by Johnny Hart for December 03, 2018

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Or something like that.

FORE!

Now that is a whippy shaft!

Can’t say I’ve never been shafted in golf, but certainly never this way!

“Three and a half!”

That’s what I always yelled when I played golf. I could never get up to par, which is an odd thing to say because par was always below what I scored, so technically I could never get down to it.

Also, why weren’t we allowed to take our clubs into the clubhouse?

Those truly were confusing days….

Aaaaand, momentum is conserved.

The truly amazing thing is, that this “Sport” is STILL “popular” to this day…….,

If that were common, I might want to watch a golf tournament.

It appears he got Tee-Boned…

Golf spelled backwards is flog.

That is mainly why I quit golf. I am not a people person so I tried to golf alone. But when you hit the ball, you don’t always know where it is going so if it headed in a dangerous direction I didn’t always get out a warning “FORE” & I got scolded once too often!

I had a golfer friend (now deceased) who would have loved this. Or maybe he did, since these are the old strips.

Is this in Scotland? He should have run up the handle a little more. Also I get the impression something in the ground is heavier than him.

my shoulder hurts just looking at this. and my hands are stinging so bad. and the words that are trying to get out makes me bite my tongue. but at least the ball is unmarked from this hit.

That would have left one hell of a divot.

That’s about par for my senior league in Tampa.

The vibrating club needs a word for the sound it’s making – like – TWANG-G-G-G