Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for December 23, 2018

A warm patootie is worth a lot of risk!

I’m going on vacation so here’s some early gifts: A year’s worth of Hammy hugs for you, and you, and you there in the corner, and you, and a double batch for CartoonGuy, and you, and all of you in the military, and you, and you…oh, and especially YOU. Cheers!

That sly look on Verne’s face says it all.

Remember as a kid going to my grandparents and they still had an outhouse. Winter Rules …. 1st warm up the seat …. 2nd do your job fast :-)

I feel warm all under.

Last night we went to dinner at a friends house. My wife was driving as I had recently had surgery. As we exited the garage, she turned on the seat warmers. It was 20 deg. outside. While I usually ignore much of the technology that our car has, I’m going to remember where that button is.

And, if a turtle falls into the toilet, no harm done!

Answers the question: Does a turtle poop in the woods?

Nothing beats a nice, warm tush.

Wait, the seat is warm, but does not have an artificial warmer. Ewwww.

you forgot law enforcement and nurses and medical personnel

Me, I’ll go for the right-height seat. Better than warmth is not falling onto it.

A victory for Verne! And to the tune of Mission: Impossible, too.

Back in the day, I had a cat who would spend the whole day outside, come in the house, use his sand box, then go back out.

Turtles are quiet but not reputedly fast or graceful….