Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 11, 2018

The magicalism of magnetism!

Please, Please, Ms. T.B. read it one more time, and don’t forget the ending.

“Mark my word, if and when these preachers get control of the [Republican] party, and they’re sure trying to do so, it’s going to be a terrible damn problem. Frankly, these people frighten me. Politics and governing demand compromise. But these Christians believe they are acting in the name of God, so they can’t and won’t compromise. I know, I’ve tried to deal with them.”

~Barry Goldwater

Coenzyme Q-10, et al.

Aversion therapy, I’ll be bound!

“I know there is,” said the Princess, “for there came a Magpie flying with a man’s bone in his bill, and let it fall down the chimney.”

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The giant who had no heart in his body. The Boy’s Journal

https://books.google.com/books?id=VOfRlQ2vrsUC&pg=PA686&lpg=PA686&dq=my+eyes+and+limbs+what+a+smell+of+christian+blood&source=bl&ots=ixG7VUAB_y&sig=lfhz6PSZL2ddSCjQ5Z5osvMVnUo&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjGv4XBxMzeAhUKzIMKHU9mC2oQ6AEwAHoECAsQAQ#v=onepage&q=my%20eyes%20and%20limbs%20what%20a%20smell%20of%20christian%20blood&f=false

One Size Fits Most

What, are we having another war, then?

Don’t believe everything you hear the war is mythical

Perfectly apropos to Veterans Day

KaBOOM …!

Fee fie fo fum – wait, is this guy English?

Fee-Fie-Foe-Fum!

12 years of terribleness. Only in newspaper comic strips.

Ahem! Well, yes. Of course. Sure. Whatever you say.

(Small, tactless P.S. Does Christian blood smell different from any other human blood?)

Count Dracula has such a fussy palate.