The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 23, 2018

They’re a couple of brown nosers.

Try the Eskimo M&Ms. They don’t melt on your nose.

Way too many brown-nosers in the world already, don’t need a candy that causes more.

This could take the place of zinc oxide.

brown nosers!

Snorting chocolate.

It’s called a “kunick.” It’s only an expression of love from an adult to a child. Inuit kiss like everybody else. (I run trivia games. So sue me.)

It’s all depth perception

Great! Now I want chocolate!

They look like people I worked with.Boss would take a sharp turn,someone’s nose would break ;)

At least they didn’t get ‘cow pies’…

So they made a mistake, you didn’t have to rub their noses in it!

At least they didn’t buy the suppositories.

Nice, HIlburn!

They’re both choc full of nuts.

I believe they are actually referring to the Polynesian “honi”