Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 19, 2018

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 5 years ago

    Take time to make time

    Make time to be there…

    1978 Little River Band.. Lady

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    waycyber  over 5 years ago

    Johns Hopkins points the way beyond the turning of shadows and uprising of rainbow tears

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    INGSOC   over 5 years ago

    As plain and lame as it is typed under the nose on the face, or is lame typed as fame.?

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    Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member over 5 years ago

     

    Wallenstein Falls? Class IV+. I ran the Falls in an open boat when I was much younger (the put in is about 5 miles north of Vegetation Springs).

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 5 years ago

    We like it. No matter what it is.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 5 years ago

    The genius of insulted Wallenstein never rests; it meditates and plots revenge, not vainly, for the " hero of the North " rides into the lists and touches the Emperor’s shield with the point of his lance, the signal for sleepy wombats.

    Guess I picked the wrong week to give up German Chocolate Cake.

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    The Old Wolf  over 5 years ago

    I have my wolf ticket punched.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 5 years ago

    https://youtu.be/WS3Lkc6Gzlk

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Froglandia. Window seat, please

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    Larry Miller Premium Member over 5 years ago

    All the news that fits the prince.

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    coltish1  over 5 years ago

    Oh, I thought you’d never ask!

    No, that’s not fair. You’re kindly inviting us every day for glimpses. But, as reasonable destinations go, Froglandia has ’em all beat.

    Happy FNF, everybody!

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    Howard'sMyHero  over 5 years ago

    Are we, or are we not already residing in Froglandia, where Schrödinger’s cat lives and dies every day ? OR … is Teresa promoting caravans of migrants and tourists to these marshy grounds ? ….

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    cooganm Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Take me to La Rochelle

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 5 years ago

    They built a wall around Froglandia and they are sending the military to make sure no one gets in.

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    coltish1  over 5 years ago

    I nominate today’s text as the voiceover at the beginning of the weekly Frog Applause TV show, coming to CW next spring.

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    prettyfeet  over 5 years ago

    Froglandian women are true to their poo. Girls poo, too.

    https://www.poopourri.com/blogs/girls-do-poop

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    InquireWithin  over 5 years ago

    Froglandia or the guillotine: those are your options, mon frere.

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    6turtle9  over 5 years ago

    What’s that smell? Disorientation, betrayal, lack of back pats, declarations of possible failures, broken crowns; yup, smells like something’s burning in Froglandia. Grab your pitchfork! No one gets out un-lame.

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    Sisyphos  over 5 years ago

    There can be no disappointment in Froglandia. It is Verboten! We allow none but the most cheerful and patriotic to settle in our swampy lands. It is a reasonable location, never sullen though rather lame. On the whole I would not rather be in Philadelphia….

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