What’s wrong with good ol’ beef jerky? Turkey is taking over. Turkey bacon, turkey ham, turkey baloney, turkey hot dogs. I’m sick of all the turkey out there. There is no comparison when it comes to taste between beef or pork vs turkey.
One of my first jobs in high school was working in a men’s haberdashery store. I didn’t make a lot of money, but I was one of the best dressed guys in my class.
If the mountains fell into the sea, let it be, it ain’t me. If all the froggies cut off their hair, I don’t care. If all the haberdasheries went up in flame, I am not to blame. If Six turned out to be Nine, I don’t mind. But if all the cows turned out to be turkeys, you’d have a lot of people going berserky.
And after that Old Timey “Dick Tracy” skull+fedora implant, you don’t need to visit the haberdashery, because that sixy turkey has come to you, vac in hand, to intervene all over your jacket! Wow, is that ever lame!
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 5 years ago
I go crazy when I hear, Gobble up the Turkey Jerky. The Turkey Foundation has found you again.
Howard'sMyHero over 5 years ago
Paranoid gentleman … a paranormal stick-up-six … looking for a stitch in time … too much turkey jerkin’ …?
ransomknotts over 5 years ago
Get thee to a haberdashery!
ransomknotts over 5 years ago
What’s wrong with good ol’ beef jerky? Turkey is taking over. Turkey bacon, turkey ham, turkey baloney, turkey hot dogs. I’m sick of all the turkey out there. There is no comparison when it comes to taste between beef or pork vs turkey.
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 5 years ago
“I am not a number. I am a free man.” Yeah, yeah, number 6, we’ve heard it all before.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 5 years ago
A scene from the remake of Leaving Las Vegas.
coltish1 over 5 years ago
Wait, whoa, hold it, hold it! I’ve just got a few more foozies to get off your jacket with my brand new Vacu-Matic™ Lint Remover, by Frogland.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 5 years ago
Fret not, only small groups frequent the hat maker, often brimming with glee.
Radish the wordsmith over 5 years ago
Number Six: Where am I?
Number Two: In the Froglandia Village.
Number Six: What do you want?
Number Two: Information.
Number Six: Whose side are you on?
Number Two: That would be telling. We want information… information… information.
Number Six: You won’t get it.
Number Two: By hook or by crook, we will.
Number Six: Who are you?
Number Two: The new Number Two.
Number Six: Who is Number One?
Number Two: You are Number Six.
Number Six: I am not a number! I am a free man!
Number Two: [laughs]
Linguist over 5 years ago
One of my first jobs in high school was working in a men’s haberdashery store. I didn’t make a lot of money, but I was one of the best dressed guys in my class.
Larry Miller Premium Member over 5 years ago
Looks like a herky jerky intervention to me.
cooganm Premium Member over 5 years ago
Flash mob interventions are the worst. I always miss my train.
InquireWithin over 5 years ago
Inspected by number 6. That’s why I call dry cleaning.
6turtle9 over 5 years ago
If the mountains fell into the sea, let it be, it ain’t me. If all the froggies cut off their hair, I don’t care. If all the haberdasheries went up in flame, I am not to blame. If Six turned out to be Nine, I don’t mind. But if all the cows turned out to be turkeys, you’d have a lot of people going berserky.
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
And after that Old Timey “Dick Tracy” skull+fedora implant, you don’t need to visit the haberdashery, because that sixy turkey has come to you, vac in hand, to intervene all over your jacket! Wow, is that ever lame!
prettyfeet over 5 years ago
Never trust your local haberdasher.