I’ve got a couple of the Lichtenberg figures preserved in plastic blocks from Bert Hickman.
Of course, massive burns can hide any detailed pattern, but Mr. Honeycutt (above) seems to have no discernible damage from high voltage or high current sources.
But his hair lends some striking credence to his being zapped … he should demand a reopening of the investigation to at least look for singed nose hairs and nostril fern patterns ….
If he was grounded and threw the lightning bolt by jerking his head and it bounced off his nose and hit the sign, “Welcome To Froglandia”, I would have been on his side…
FBI- Froglandia Bureau of Investigations. TSA- Teresa Security Agency (alternate spelling- VLAD.) BLM- Bureau of Lame Management. BFM- Bureau of Fecal Managment. DEA- Department of Esoteric Affairs. ALE- Administration of Lexicon and Enigma. DOJ- Department of Jive. USPS- United Subliminal Poetry Service. Then there is SCARECROW, the black ops program that Teresa repeatedly denies exists, but we all know otherwise.
SumoSasquatch (aka a boy named Su) over 5 years ago
Why is his nose not in jail… the rest of his body is.
waycyber over 5 years ago
Send for the Hibernian Toad. His allegations have been refuted by the peanut vendor
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 5 years ago
That just blows…everyone nose…
Randy B Premium Member over 5 years ago
https://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/what-does-it-look-when-person-gets-struck-lightning/
I’ve got a couple of the Lichtenberg figures preserved in plastic blocks from Bert Hickman.
Of course, massive burns can hide any detailed pattern, but Mr. Honeycutt (above) seems to have no discernible damage from high voltage or high current sources.
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 5 years ago
Why does he pick his nose?….He keeps his nose clean.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 5 years ago
I always thought it was the Froglandia Bureau of Inquiries.
coltish1 over 5 years ago
One of the FBI’s more high-profile collars. Especially when he lies down.
Radish the wordsmith over 5 years ago
The red pattern on his nose matched alcoholism.
Is Froglandia a dry pond?
Linguist over 5 years ago
@Radish
Protracted partaking in potent potables, produces a purplish proboscis, predominant in persons pretending perfect propriety.
Froglandia will drive you to drink !
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 5 years ago
Cruel hanky is one of the most inhumane punishments the state can mete out. May Hairwad have mercy on that poor boy’s septum.
Larry Miller Premium Member over 5 years ago
Fractal or fiction?
Howard'sMyHero over 5 years ago
But his hair lends some striking credence to his being zapped … he should demand a reopening of the investigation to at least look for singed nose hairs and nostril fern patterns ….
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 5 years ago
If he was grounded and threw the lightning bolt by jerking his head and it bounced off his nose and hit the sign, “Welcome To Froglandia”, I would have been on his side…
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 5 years ago
He was sentenced to eternal frog washing duties.
https://i.imgur.com/sgb8n5c.gif
6turtle9 over 5 years ago
FBI- Froglandia Bureau of Investigations. TSA- Teresa Security Agency (alternate spelling- VLAD.) BLM- Bureau of Lame Management. BFM- Bureau of Fecal Managment. DEA- Department of Esoteric Affairs. ALE- Administration of Lexicon and Enigma. DOJ- Department of Jive. USPS- United Subliminal Poetry Service. Then there is SCARECROW, the black ops program that Teresa repeatedly denies exists, but we all know otherwise.
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
I am not sure how a lightning-struck nose would serve as an alibi for Honeycutt’s Horrible, Heinous Offense.
Nonetheless, I am glad our intrepid FBI here in Froglandia was smart enough to recognize his Lichtenberg Figure deficiency! Bravo, my beamish lads!
ransomknotts over 5 years ago
I like how his hair looks on fire.
ransomknotts over 5 years ago
I love Froglandia! I love the people of Froglandia! I love the traditional dress of men and women. So quaint. So wonderful.