Monty by Jim Meddick for September 21, 2018

Thank you.

“Personal Foul.”

Body Mass Exodus.

Hey people might be watching

Mr. Meddick, please give us some warning next time!

I see the Devil’s number — put them shirts back on!

Lots of Moobs!

Monty, stay with skins. It’ll throw their game off. A lot.

If you didn’t see that coming from the first panel, give up and go back to bed.

Would have been really embarrassing if one of them was wearing a “bro”.

I put some bras in my hubby’s underwear drawer when he started gaining weight. When he asked why I told him his boobs are getting bigger than mine and if I had to wear one, so did he. He joined a gym that same day.

Decades ago, before local-TV n/w/s became so formulaic, our local station had a sportscaster who liked to joke a little bit. When rattling off real scores, he’d occasionally throw in some fake ones, like “Shirts 21, Skins 17”. Before I was old enuf to realize it was a gag, I dreamed of someday being in a pickup game that he’d notice, so I could get on the air, too.

Is it coincidence that their navels spell out 666? Mark of the beast lol. Cover that before my eyeballs burn!

Boys and girls gym classes in my high school were separate. We boys marked our teams by shirts and skins, and the ongoing joke / fantasy of course was did the girls do the same?

Good call.

From, what I have seen, middle-aged guys should find an alternative to shirts and skins.

Looking at the Monty team, skins or shirts, this game is over before it starts. The Monty team will be creamed!

Yes. Please.