Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 30, 2018

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 5 years ago

    It’s bad enough when ads are ambiguous, but it’s even worse when they are amphibious…

    When they say, “Name your poison!” here, they mean it.

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    Nachikethass  over 5 years ago

    “Watery” hole – not watering hole!

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    mddshubby2005  over 5 years ago

    “Is that a gun in your pocket, or did you just detach your tail?”

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    chris_weaver  over 5 years ago

    I turned into a totally newt bar – but I got better!

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Newtity isn’t all it’s made out to be.

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    Stevefk  over 5 years ago

    I just newt this would happen!

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    Nebulous Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Do any of them have a reptile dysfunction?

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    Jml58  over 5 years ago

    Are they good newts or bad newts?

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    P51Strega  over 5 years ago

    “You think I’m too young? Well eft you”

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    Bald Eagle  over 5 years ago

    Fake newts!

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    MissScarlet Premium Member over 5 years ago

    So, why are they wearing clothes?

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 5 years ago

    They are wearing clothes because they haven’t been newtered yet…

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