Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 08, 2018

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    Superfrog  over 5 years ago

    There are so many suspects and plenty of opportunity but no one can think of a motive

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 5 years ago

    All the girls just want to have fun

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    SumoSasquatch (aka a boy named Su)  over 5 years ago

    It wasn’t me. I only take a whiz on Aqua Velva or Hai Karate urinal cakes.

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    SumoSasquatch (aka a boy named Su)  over 5 years ago

    Why won’t these buttons work? I hit “show the comments” and all I get is the featured comment, which is usually 3hourtour deciphering Hi and Lois’s grocery list, old fortune cookie wishes, and things he reads off of random urinal cakes.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 5 years ago

    The air field rental police have nothing to go on.

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    David OBrien  over 5 years ago

    Here we ’ave it: cakes and ’ale.

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    The Old Wolf  over 5 years ago

    It was me, they’re so tasty as a complement to haggis.

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    Randy B Premium Member over 5 years ago

    It’s the Flying Fox. He did it.

    This shows what a diet of illicit urinal cakes does to a fruit bat.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 5 years ago

    The guy with the Old Spice breath stole the cake. Nobody pees until we catch him. There he goes. The skinny guy. Well, no skin. Well, he’s just standing there. Some nerve. Well, no nerves either. Act casual.

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    coltish1  over 5 years ago

    The bow-legged pterosaur’s got nothing to hide. But I suspect him of creating a diversion for whoever’s behind the dastardly deed.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 5 years ago

    Twasn’t kindness that killed the beast, ’twas urinal cakes.

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    gigagrouch  over 5 years ago

    “Please don’t eat the urinal cakes.”

    “Employees must wash hands before urinating”

    -The MGT.

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    Larry Miller Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Hai Karate urinal cakes are a lot more fun.

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    Howard'sMyHero  over 5 years ago

    Is it just me? Urinal cakes are just like fish tacos … counterintuitive …!

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   over 5 years ago

    OLD SPICE -

    “For the women who wait for their men to wash up from the sea.”

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    Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member over 5 years ago

     

    ɪs ɢʀᴜɴᴛ ʟᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴀ ᴛʜᴀɴɢ?

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 5 years ago

    On the ground

    Sleep sound

    I’ll apply

    To your eye,

    Gentle lover, remedy.

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    Sisyphos  over 5 years ago

    —A rare old crime scene photo, still bearing some sly, underplayed annotations from the Investigating Detective.

    As far as I know, no one ever could prove who stole the urinal cakes, though there was a small number of leading suspects, identified in part on olfactory grounds. (The ol’ factory was adjacent to Hangar № 1)….

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