That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for July 24, 2018

Why Ivan the Terrible never won Father of the Year.

“This is the most boring exorcism I’ve ever sat through.”

And this is why there was never an Alexsander Nevsky Part 2.

“We cannot begin the treatment until we find the ICD-10 code for ‘Clobbered by jousting lance, second event’ in the Holy Insurance Codex.”

Priest: Is he asleep yet?

A: No.

Priest: Oh well, let me start over…Abraham begot Isaac, Isaac begot Jacob, and Jacob begot Judah and his brothers. Judah begot Perez and Zerah by Tamar, Perez begot Hezron, and Hezron begot Ram. Ram begot Amminadab,….

“When’s visiting time over?”

Ivan waited patiently for the potential neck-donor to pass.

Much easier spelling: Vyacheslav Schwarz – Ivan the Terrible by the body of his son, who he has murdered (1864). See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vyacheslav_Schwarz.

“Don’t unplug him till he’s signed his Last Will and Testament”

The painter is better known as “Bubba” in Texas.

So, you wanna try it without the blindfold next time?

Ivan the Terrible next to the Body of the Son He Has Killed: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Wjatscheslaw_Grigorjewitsch_Schwarz_001.jpg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this painting. More about the strip image is at the end.

https://www.tretyakovgallery.ru/en/collection/?author=shvarts 

https://arthive.com/artists/438~Vyacheslav_Grigorievich_Schwartz 

http://artpoisk.info/artist/shvarc_vyacheslav_grigor_evich_1838/bio/ 

https://vsdn.ru/authorcolumn/375.htm 

all have info about this artist (the last 2 in Russian; again, Chrome can automatically translate), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the first URL. This is the first work by him used here.

Again, a (slightly this time) larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2002 (July 23, 2018) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment. 

https://lionofchaeronea.tumblr.com/post/161752150842/ivan-the-terrible-near-the-body-of-his-son-whom-he 

accesses (click image there) a larger strip coloration image.

" Jeez, ya can’t even give the kid a little pay attention swat across head, without him goin’ all fainty and stuff, on ya ! "

quite naturally zenana has had this nighttime headache since marring Vlad.

Ivan “I knew I should have fathered a couple of spares…”

Whoever said ‘boys were easier’ was wrong.

“Could you move a foot to the left, padre? You’re blocking the game.”