Sense of the ridiculous. Creator of (as yet unpublished!) book of cat cartoons.
“Madam, I’m affaid your bridegroom has just made he acquaintance of the father of your little boy….”
Reading his wife’s 2038 diary, he realised Meg had never liked his pseudo military look .
“Is that a sword in your lap or are you just …………..thirsty? "
Squeaky is really a chipmonk
“Your tiny hand is frozen”…..
Don’t be ashamed/embarrassed.
Give the love you have for your late dog to another. needy dog.
When I’m in UK with my left-hand-drive car and my dog sits on my right, I can see people doing a double take
Suggestion for “Prior to Execution” haircut .
….To Princess Eugenie and What’s-his-knickers.