Sense of the ridiculous. Creator of (as yet unpublished!) book of cat cartoons.
I Took my harp to the party but nobody asked me to play
Nah, I vote for Miss Costa Rica; just look at those ankles
Dogs don’t like “Clean” !
The trick is to whip away the under sheet as quick as you can.
“Madam, I’m affaid your bridegroom has just made he acquaintance of the father of your little boy….”
Reading his wife’s 2038 diary, he realised Meg had never liked his pseudo military look .
“Is that a sword in your lap or are you just …………..thirsty? "
Squeaky is really a chipmonk
“Your tiny hand is frozen”…..
Don’t be ashamed/embarrassed.