Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 15, 2018

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   almost 6 years ago

    n an episode of MythBusters, the flour beetle, as well as cockroaches and fruit flies, were tested to determine their resistance to radiation in the event of a nuclear holocaust. In the end, the flour beetle was the only species tested to live 30 days past exposure to 100,000 rads (100 times the lethal dose to human beings, according to promotions of the episode).

    Unconfused flour beetles, Food source of the future!

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 6 years ago

    Paul is the handsome beetle.

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    painedsmile  almost 6 years ago

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confused_flour_beetle

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    !!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    The name of the beetle starts with ‘Homo,’ so it’s really confused if people think it’s a human, when it’s really a beetle.

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    ransomknotts  almost 6 years ago

    If that beetle is talking then it isn’t eating my flour.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    How much is that in Quatloos?

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    coltish1  almost 6 years ago

    Be kind to your eight-legged friends. A beetle may be somebody’s mother.

    (I couldn’t get out of lame gear this morning.)

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    It’s a world where nobody cares, TC. If they had stopped to consider how you felt about their idiocy, it would have required not being the type of persons who thought of you as some sort of insect.

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   almost 6 years ago

    @3hourtour

    You’re thinking of the cochineal (Dactylopius coccus), a “true bug”.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cochineal

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 6 years ago

    Favorite beetle name … Dung …!

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    6turtle9  almost 6 years ago

    So, if I understand rightly, when the nuclear holocaust comes the only thing left standing will be this beetle and Frog Applause. That’s the power of confusion, providing a smoke screen to allow the ‘ole run-a-round, or shake-n-bake, or bite ‘em on the ankles. Whatever you’re in to. Lame confusion is my Savior!

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    6turtle9  almost 6 years ago

    I’m taking my ball of confusion and going home. Wish I knew where that was.

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    ransomknotts  almost 6 years ago

    My favorite beetle is a ladybug, but not all ladybugs are the same. Some of them bite!

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    Sisyphos  almost 6 years ago

    Lame beetle Latin; but that’s okay. It’s like all those parodies of Carmina Burana.

    Beetles may fried, roasted, toasted, or pickled. They are an abundant and rich source of protein.(Not to be confused…with Beatles.)

    Until the Apocalypse, however, I’ll stick with beef, chicken or turkey, or pork/ham (very occasionally, lamb). It’s a matter of taste….

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 6 years ago

    Hey Bartender… Draw one, two, three, four, glasses of Beetle Juice…

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   almost 6 years ago

    The dinner choice of Thai soccer teams the world over!

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