Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 18, 2018

Back up very slowly.

Swing low sweet chariot?

stand in the right spot while cutting the hammer free and you can solve 2 of the three traps.

They ARE out to get you!

It’s a witch hunt, I tell you! I’m not just paranormaloid.

OK so I’m paranoid. Question is: am I paranoid enough?

These aren’t the validations you’re looking for.

You came here to complain? Oh, I’m sorry, that’s next door. It’s being hit on the head lessons in here.

The old saying is just because I’m paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get me

There’s a Nigerian Prince on the other side of the door.

What, no Wiley bears?

Every time you try to Leave the Victimization Seminar, they Drag you back in.