Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 22, 2018

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Their earlier attempts at bathroom humor did not meet with the approval they sought.

    They were eventually able to use the original premise, though with many nacreous layers of obfuscation applied.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 6 years ago

    Now the fun begins when rerouted colon surgery with bladder matter, and woolah!

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   almost 6 years ago

    Prince Pyotr and the Pile-Ons, Present!

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 6 years ago

    Maybe urinating while STANDING on stilts would be more worthy … defecating definitely a number 2 ….

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 6 years ago

    Wooden, Woodie, for a place to on wood stilts stirring the pot.

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Rhythmic intervals? Tell them to aim for stochasticity, and when they fail, praise them for feeble correlation.

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    painedsmile  almost 6 years ago

    The horse wants in the act, too. What we can’t see is that the horse was rehearsing as well. Bigger pile of horseshoot.

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    INGSOC   almost 6 years ago

    Practice makes perfect, as long as you continue your rehearsal..

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    PoodleGroomer  almost 6 years ago

    Everyone was assembled. If you weren’t a peer you were a peon.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 6 years ago

    These guys and horse are so low that they would have to crawl up a ten foot ladder to pee on an ant.

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    coltish1  almost 6 years ago

    Apparently Lord Defecant is still the only one not in control.

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    chromosome Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    I just read these comments and for some reason I need to go to the bathroom…

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    Larry Miller Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Her comment seems rather stilted.

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 6 years ago

    President Trumpee would lay underneath them to watch the performance.

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    garrodwilbur  almost 6 years ago

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   almost 6 years ago

    @CHROMOSOME

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    Andylit Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Le Pétomane performed for several of the Crown Heads of Europe.

    Video, but sadly the audio is lost to time. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/52/Le_p%C3%A9tomane_du_Moulin_Rouge_%281900%29.webm

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 6 years ago

    A couple of dudes performed a most respected duet while I was in a hospital bed. This was clear back in the day though.

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    Sisyphos  almost 6 years ago

    Yuck! What filthy streets you have around here. Practically as in ancient through early modern times. It does explain why one might want to get around on stilts. But these vile natives are so unsanitary that I would never visit their crappy homeland….

    I’m taking my Manikin Meee and going home!

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