In Security by Bea R. for June 26, 2018

I love a house with a front porch.

There’s so much free entertainment available.

Superb perspective shot in Panel #1. ✨

Charlene has come a long way since the early days.

How will Sam react, I wonder …? ✨

22 Acacia avenue is where all the Iron Maiden fans go. :)

Didn’t you hear about her being offered a “ride”? She knows how to find her own clients! XD

So Charlene thinks this is “normal”? I think she’s starting to lose her touch.

I find it sort of odd she looks more promiscuous here than she did when she was wondering around the streets in a bathing suit. Funny how the earings, hair, and makeup have that effect.

Sedine is as oblivious to Ellie’s attitude as Ellie is to Sedine’s insecurity.

Sedine, Sedine, our insecure Queen

The internet let you down.

Purse your lips. Shake your hips. Strut those boots

On the naughty side of town.

Charlene, Charlene, go ahead and scream

See Roy running for his life.

With heels so high, Sedine cannot fly

Saving Roy from painful strife.

No, just a honest truth about her look.

Actually, that was a pretty evil thing to say.

Random Observation:

Sedine has a whole lot of Lupe Vélez in her DNA …

https://youtu.be/j6S0-Gb9qzM

Hmmm, I kinda like this – The Story of Sedine, suburban escort

Instead of a spaceship lawnmower, its a horse lawnmower. The cowboy hat gives it away. :0

The new Sedine needs to carry a taser in her purse for moments like this.

Let me just add that I like how pink is the only color here.

I also love how this is the second time Sedine has been mistaken for a… lady of the night.

I’m with Charlene on this one. Everything Roy does seems to radiate cartoon evil, as filtered through bratwurst levels of stupidity.

Yeah, that’s Danae’s fashion trend-setter smile.

Looks like Sedine got wardrobe advice from the touring company of “Sweet Charity”. Lol!

It may have been an evil thing to say but, unfortunately, it’s also true. She looks just like a stereotypical streetwalker! The lesson to be learned is: Never take advice from people on the interwebs!

Meep!

Panel #1:

Sedine feels pretty …

https://youtu.be/L7BQRGXFLJs

H U H !! ??

I learned today not to take a Texas Long Horn cow on. On my brother’s ranch and the stupid cow and I fought for the gate entrance. It was a toss up if we would need a new car or if we would have steak that night. Those Long Horns have a serious attitude problem. I won finally and she backed off. Scary stuff.

I prefer regular Sedine. She’s so much cuter.

Totally worth it.